| USSSA Points : 0 Team : Anal Crimes Team City : Sacramento - CA Overall Record : 3-4 Team Registration : 91294032902 Classified as : Slowpitch Mens-E Current End Year Class : Slowpitch Mens-E Power Rating : 798 Tournament Record vs. In Class Teams : 3-4 In Class Avg Runs : 12.14 In Class Avg Runs Allowed : 7.57 In Class Avg Runs Difference : 4.57 In Class Runs Scored : 85 In Class Runs Allowed : 53  vs. Mens-E Teams : 3-4 |
| Place | USSSA Points | Start Date | Stature | Tournament Name | Event Division/Class | Wins | Loses | Max Runs | Runs Scored | Runs Allow | Avg Runs | Avg Runs Allow | Avg Run Diff |
| 3 | 0 | 4/7/2012 | Qualifier - USSSA - Points | Easter Saturday in Woodland | Mens-D | 2 | 2 | 18 | 49 | 30 | 12.25 | 7.5 | 4.75 |
| 9 | 0 | 5/19/2012 | Qualifier - USSSA - Points | USSSA Qualifier | Mens-E | 1 | 2 | 15 | 36 | 23 | 12 | 7.666 | 4.333 |
| # | Tournament | Winning Team | Winner Score | Losing Team | Loser Score | |
| 1 | Easter Saturday in Woodland | Anal Crimes | 18 | Rookies & Legends | 7 | |
| 2 | Easter Saturday in Woodland | Anal Crimes | 17 | Roughnecks | 2 | |
| 3 | Easter Saturday in Woodland | Snappy Tees | 9 | Anal Crimes | 7 | |
| 4 | Easter Saturday in Woodland | Rookies & Legends | 12 | Anal Crimes | 7 | |
| 5 | USSSA Qualifier | Anal Crimes | 15 | Collateral Damage | 0 | |
| 6 | USSSA Qualifier | THUNDERCOCK SOFTBALL | 10 | Anal Crimes | 9 | |
| 7 | USSSA Qualifier | Oaktown Crew | 13 | Anal Crimes | 12 | |
| * Indicates games played against teams of different class. Updated every night. The first day results are entered all games will appear in tan. | ||||||