| USSSA Points : 0 Team : Designated Drinkers Team City : Salt Lake City - UT Overall Record : 0-4 Team Registration : 81387024350 Classified as : Slowpitch Mens-E Current End Year Class : Slowpitch Mens-E Power Rating : 160 Tournament Record vs. In Class Teams : 0-4 In Class Avg Runs : 14.25 In Class Avg Runs Allowed : 22.00 In Class Avg Runs Difference : -7.75 In Class Runs Scored : 57 In Class Runs Allowed : 88  vs. Mens-E Teams : 0-4 |
| Place | USSSA Points | Start Date | Stature | Tournament Name | Event Division/Class | Wins | Loses | Max Runs | Runs Scored | Runs Allow | Avg Runs | Avg Runs Allow | Avg Run Diff |
| 5 | 0 | 4/12/2013 | Qualifier - USSSA - Points | Polor Bear Men's | Mens-E | 0 | 4 | 17 | 57 | 88 | 14.25 | 22 | -7.75 |
| 5 | 0 | 9/7/2013 | Non Qualifier - USSSA | Melville Memorial | Mens-D | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| # | Tournament | Winning Team | Winner Score | Losing Team | Loser Score | |
| 1 | Polor Bear Men's | plan b | 22 | Designated Drinkers | 14 | |
| 2 | Polor Bear Men's | Dirt Baggers | 24 | Designated Drinkers | 11 | |
| 3 | Polor Bear Men's | Academy Sports | 26 | Designated Drinkers | 17 | |
| 4 | Polor Bear Men's | Fusion IO | 16 | Designated Drinkers | 15 | |
| * Indicates games played against teams of different class. Updated every night. The first day results are entered all games will appear in tan. | ||||||