| USSSA Points : 0 Team : Thirsty Turtles Team City : Kansas City - MO Overall Record : 23-7 Team Registration : 81543018816 Classified as : Slowpitch Mens-E Current End Year Class : Slowpitch Mens-E  vs. Mens-E Teams : 23-7 |
| Place | USSSA Points | Start Date | Stature | Tournament Name | Event Division/Class | Wins | Loses | Max Runs | Runs Scored | Runs Allow | Avg Runs | Avg Runs Allow | Avg Run Diff |
| 1 | 0 | 3/24/2015 | League | Tuesday E 140th Spring | Mens-E | 9 | 1 | 24 | 151 | 86 | 15.1 | 8.6 | 6.5 |
| 2 | 0 | 5/19/2015 | League | Tuesday E-1 Summer | Mens-E | 14 | 6 | 17 | 207 | 134 | 10.35 | 6.7 | 3.65 |
| # | Tournament | Winning Team | Winner Score | Losing Team | Loser Score | |
| 1* | Tuesday E 140th Spring | Thirsty Turtles | 9 | Vinegar Strokes | 8 | |
| 2* | Tuesday E 140th Spring | Thirsty Turtles | 15 | Vinegar Strokes | 5 | |
| 3* | Tuesday E 140th Spring | *Has Beens | 16 | Thirsty Turtles | 15 | |
| 4* | Tuesday E 140th Spring | Thirsty Turtles | 18 | *Has Beens | 12 | |
| 5* | Tuesday E 140th Spring | Thirsty Turtles | 15 | Cream Fillin' | 2 | |
| 6* | Tuesday E 140th Spring | Thirsty Turtles | 18 | Cream Fillin' | 2 | |
| 7* | Tuesday E 140th Spring | Thirsty Turtles | 16 | Lew's Grill & Bar | 12 | |
| 8* | Tuesday E 140th Spring | Thirsty Turtles | 9 | Lew's Grill & Bar | 8 | |
| 9* | Tuesday E 140th Spring | Thirsty Turtles | 24 | Pauly & the Cheap Bats | 12 | |
| 10* | Tuesday E 140th Spring | Thirsty Turtles | 12 | Pauly & the Cheap Bats | 9 | |
| 11* | Tuesday E-1 Summer | Lew's Grill & Bar | 17 | Thirsty Turtles | 7 | |
| 12* | Tuesday E-1 Summer | Lew's Grill & Bar | 10 | Thirsty Turtles | 7 | |
| 13* | Tuesday E-1 Summer | Thirsty Turtles | 10 | RC's Finest | 6 | |
| 14* | Tuesday E-1 Summer | Thirsty Turtles | 12 | RC's Finest | 1 | |
| 15* | Tuesday E-1 Summer | Thirsty Turtles | 17 | The Devota Law Firm Diabl | 9 | |
| 16* | Tuesday E-1 Summer | Thirsty Turtles | 15 | The Devota Law Firm Diabl | 5 | |
| 17* | Tuesday E-1 Summer | Pauly & the Cheap Bats | 12 | Thirsty Turtles | 2 | |
| 18* | Tuesday E-1 Summer | Thirsty Turtles | 8 | Pauly & the Cheap Bats | 6 | |
| 19* | Tuesday E-1 Summer | Thirsty Turtles | 7 | Cream Fillin' | 6 | |
| 20* | Tuesday E-1 Summer | Thirsty Turtles | 16 | Cream Fillin' | 1 | |
| 21* | Tuesday E-1 Summer | Thirsty Turtles | 15 | Lew's Grill & Bar | 0 | |
| 22* | Tuesday E-1 Summer | Lew's Grill & Bar | 13 | Thirsty Turtles | 3 | |
| 23* | Tuesday E-1 Summer | RC's Finest | 16 | Thirsty Turtles | 12 | |
| 24* | Tuesday E-1 Summer | Thirsty Turtles | 8 | RC's Finest | 1 | |
| 25* | Tuesday E-1 Summer | Thirsty Turtles | 13 | The Devota Law Firm Diabl | 11 | |
| 26* | Tuesday E-1 Summer | Thirsty Turtles | 6 | The Devota Law Firm Diabl | 3 | |
| 27* | Tuesday E-1 Summer | Thirsty Turtles | 12 | Pauly & the Cheap Bats | 0 | |
| 28* | Tuesday E-1 Summer | Pauly & the Cheap Bats | 10 | Thirsty Turtles | 5 | |
| 29* | Tuesday E-1 Summer | Thirsty Turtles | 17 | Cream Fillin' | 0 | |
| 30* | Tuesday E-1 Summer | Thirsty Turtles | 15 | Cream Fillin' | 7 | |
| * Indicates games played against teams of different class. Updated every night. The first day results are entered all games will appear in tan. | ||||||